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[24 Jan 2007|02:04pm]
that was some hiatus.

i love kwon boa.
can someone please call a surgeon?

[11 May 2005|05:04pm]
[ mood | amused ]

post-AP school isn't half bad.

so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

RIP Lassie. [25 Apr 2005|04:56pm]
[ mood | sad ]

So, we had to put my dog to sleep last night. Kidney failure, etc.

I'm okay, I guess.

Today, I didn't go to school, because I wasn't feeling good at all. I went to the post office to pick up some mail, and passed by Food Basics to get some shit for my sister.

I came home and found the kitchen window open. My sister called my cell and told me that someone had broken in and she'd caught him and he ran out of the house, scared. She had locked herself in my mom's room. She came downstairs, and the police came, cos she had called them. She went to the precinct and my mum and I are currently downstairs, waiting for some news or something. When my sister's boyfriend gets out of work, he's gonna come by to be with my mom for a bit, and I'm finally going to shower.

Who knows? I might even go to work.

i miss my fucking dog.

9243683 can someone please call a surgeon?

... [23 Apr 2005|06:55pm]
no lites te bastardes carborundorum.
can someone please call a surgeon?

holy shit [18 Apr 2005|05:21am]
[ mood | tired ]

i should start writing in this again.

also, from the looks of it, my livejournal is now a lesbian.

i had work tonight. with the new manager. his name is kenan. i am trying incredibly hard not to make a reference to the All That duo Kenan and Kel around him, because i'm sure he won't find it as funny as i will.

i want to quit my job and my life and move to madagascar and support myself by fly fishing or whatever they do in madagascar for money.

but first, i need to learn madagascarese or whatever crazy ass aboriginal language they speak.


9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[05 Mar 2005|07:36pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

"nobody knows the trouble i've seen..."

my sister likes to complain a LOT. over the phone. LOUDLY.

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[29 Nov 2004|12:20am]
when dono makes an entry,
9249683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[10 Nov 2004|01:30am]
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name beMad Nazty Nizzle
You ride around in a1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gangThe Yakuza
Yo shoes beChuck Taylors
Yo dubs be dis big, fool4,037
How much money you got?$4.14348367359468e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 31%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

two answers right.
can someone please call a surgeon?

[06 Sep 2004|03:46pm]
dear mother,
die of aids


your son
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REVELATION!!! [29 Aug 2004|01:59pm]
[ mood | shitty ]

it really sucks to be overestimated.

"i am lonely, lonely. i was born to be lonely and am best so"

9243683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[27 Aug 2004|07:02pm]
[ mood | jetlagged ]

so far, i have learned a couple of things about california.

mainly, i learned that it is very sunny here and that i tan very easily. i will be dark by the time i get home :\

in conclusion, i sorta miss new jersey/kansas, but i'm not giving up yet.

9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[23 Aug 2004|02:31am]
fuck, man.
i miss kansas, a lot.
i need to stop falling asleep while waiting for calls.
and my hair needs to stop falling out when i dye it.

9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

! [01 Jul 2004|01:56pm]
[ mood | SELF INVOLVED! ]

am i...
- am i cute?
- am i pretty?
- am i crazy?
- am i lovable?
- am i funny?
- am i annoying?
- am i psycho?
- am i daring?
- am i a good person?

would you...
- would you hug me?
- would you miss me if i was gone?
- would you kiss me?
- would you make out with me?
- would you listen to my problems?
- would you be a good friend?
- would you be my best friend?

would you ever...
- would you ever go out with me?
- would you ever do it again if you already have?
- would you ever marry me if you could?
- would you ever make out with me in a cemetery?
- would you ever make out with me in the rain?
- would you ever cuddle with me?

if you could...
- if you could give me a new name, it would be?
- if you could do one thing with me, it would be?
- if you could give me a piece of advice, it would be?
- if you could kidnap me for a day, where would we go?

just a few questions...
- what do you love about me?
- what do you hate about me?
- what is my best quality?
- if you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
- what is your honest opinion about me?
- what would you do if i sang out of tune?
- what song reminds you of me?
- do i remind you of any characters on tv?
- have you ever had a dream about me?
- do you think i'm a virgin?
- if you just met me, how old would you guess i am?
- am i huggable?
- if you could give me anything, what would it be?
- if you could promise me anything, what would it be?

- am i ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, gorgeous etc.?
- if you could describe me in one word, what would that word be?
- when we first talked, what were your thoughts?
- if you had to describe to someone who i am and what i am like, what would you tell them?
- what are my faults?
- what are my strengths?
- do you wish we were closer?
- why aren't we closer?

9244683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[30 Jun 2004|03:21am]
[ mood | 2 punk rock 4 dis ]

mah girl hooked up mah lj!

she got skillz dat killz.

alsoCollapse )

9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[28 Jun 2004|02:48am]
[ mood | EROTIQUE!!!1 ]

x. name = donovan cash hox!
x. nicknames = dono, da donobear, donosaurus sex, love of mah lyfe[abby]
x. birthday = 11/03/87
x. piercings = zero!
x. tattoos = none
x. hair color = according to the box: starry night aka bright black
x. length = short
x. siblings = three sisters
x. pets = 3 cats and a dog

x. movie you rented = uhhh Dead or Alive?
x. movie you bought = naked weapon
x. song you listened to = team dresch- fagetarian and dyke
x. song that was stuck in your head = nine to five by dolly parton
x. song you've downloaded = ashlee simpson - pieces of me
x. cd you bought = i re-bought Give Up by the Postal Service recently
x. person you've called= abby!
x. person that's called you = abby!
x. tv show you've watched = i dunno.
x. you have a bf or gf = duh.
x. you have a crush on someone = abby!
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = kansas city.
x. you think about suicide = I think other people should try it.
x. others find you attractive = probably. i know i do.
x. you want more piercings = no.
x. you want more tattoos = sure.
x. you drink = socially?
x. you do drugs = not really.
x. you smoke = not anymore.
x. you like cleaning = no.
x. you like roller coasters = no.
x. you carry a donor card = no.

for or against
x. long distance relationships = FOR!!!!1
x. using someone = against.
x. suicide = it should be more popular.
x. killing people = for. totally for.
x. teenage smoking = whatever sinks your submarine.
x. doing drugs = see above.
x. premarital sex = should be mandatory.
x. gay/lesbian relationships = i don't care who anyone is fucking.
x. soap operas = FOR! have you guys been WATCHING general hospital lately!?

x. food = the edible kind.
x. song = the district sleeps alone tonight.
x. thing to do = sleep. ebay. wallow in self pity. talk 2 da abbybear! the usual!
x. thing to talk about = people who aren't around to hear me.
x. sports = soccer.
x. drinks = cherry coke.

x. clothes = jeans.
x. movies = kill bill, dancer in the dark, willy wonka &the chocolate factory
x. band = rilo kiley? i dunno, man.
x. holiday = easter? some shit like htat.
x. cars = vespa.

have u. . . .
x. ever cried over someone = i'm sure if i said i hadn't, i'd be lying.
x. ever lied to someone = I'm probably doing it right now.
x. ever been in a fist fight = Yes.
x. ever been arrested = Yes.

x. shampoo do you use = dove, pantene, or garnier.
x. perfume/cologne do you use = uhh curve or ralph lauren, i think.
x. shoes do you wear = black converse? and other cute shoes like that.
x. are you scared of = nothing. X9X1X3X THROATCUTTAZZZ [I AINT NEVA SCARED!!!!]

x. of times you've been in love? = however many pairs of jeans i have is the same answer for this question.+ 1[for abby!]
x. of times you've had your heart broken? = however many ebay auctions i've lost is the same answer for this question.
x. of hearts you've broken? = a lot, i hope.
x. of boys you've kissed? = hah!
x. of girls you've kissed? = like. 4 or 5, tops.
x. of men you've slept with? = hah!
x. of girls you've slept with? = 1. 12, tops.
x. of continents you've lived in? = 1
x. of drugs you've taken illegally? = 2 or 3. depends who you're asking.
x. of people you would classify as true, could trust with your life type friends? = no idea.
x. of people you consider enemies? = everyone who wears denim on denim
x. of people from high school that you stayed in contact with? = i'll tell you in about a year.
x. of cds you own? = about.... a million
x. of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? = a couple.
x. of scars on your body? = tons. have you SEEN me play soccer/cut mahself 2 let the pain flow?
x. of things in your past that you regret? = eh. how many days have i been alive now?

9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[22 Jun 2004|06:03pm]
[ mood | IN LOVE! ]

I LOVE ABBY!!! <3333333

9242683 can someone please call a surgeon?

[22 Jun 2004|08:50am]
i don't want to go to homeroom and i really only came to school to return my books but then i forgot money to take the bus home and now i feel really stupid.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

now i'm hiding in the office like it's the annex and i'm motherfucking anne frank.

9245683 can someone please call a surgeon?

oh em gee! [19 Jun 2004|01:17am]
[ mood | excited ]

i've got three lj friends in the same room right now!

katabulous,omg_stfu_plz, and "soulesschyld are technically all here.

kat and kevin are on my couch, and i'm on the phone wit abbeh.
how tight is diz? PRETTY TIGHT!

me, kat, and kevin are gonna play ddr at the mall in the morning,a nd then i'll go to work. yes.

ps i LUH abby

can someone please call a surgeon?

hah. [10 Jun 2004|01:58am]
Dude youre Iame: hey mamono
Dude youre Iame: you're hot
MamonoHunter Neo: NO SHIT

You are so over [2:02 AM]: me and those bitchez calling you ugly are about to have a fucking white girl fight, yo
9241683 can someone please call a surgeon?

weird. [03 Jun 2004|10:55pm]
[ mood | high ]

i skipped school today for the first time.
i went to becky's house and we watched movies aimed toward black twentysomethings. it was tight.

then, we had a water fight with some flower watering things.
i helped becky with her research paper, we played some dumb computer game, and we wrote on each other with markers. afterwards, i looked at pictures of her cousin who is secretly my girlfriend [supposedly].

i went home and fell asleep and woke up late for work. when i got there, i realized they had scheduled a MILLION people so they didnt notice i was late.

it was me, kirsys, manny, roshni, patrizia, and these new girls hilary and caroline. hilary is wack, caroline rules.

work was gay and larry [manager] tried to sass me but i WASNT HAVING IT.

im tired.

abby needz 2 get her "call dono" on.

oh, and I LOVE SUSAN!

and my evisu shoes came in and they rool.

9242683 can someone please call a surgeon?

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